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cpv1st

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1) make change

2) doesn't work

3) insert debugging echo statements

4) run and validate that the stuff is there, but still not working

5) remove echo debugging

6) go to humidor

7) pick cigar, go out snip and light it, get comfortable

8) jump up, put down cigar and go make the one-line fix I realized I screwed up on.

 

Screws up my cigar smoking, but does save me loads of time not wasted trying to look at the code that I know is doing what I want (passing the right data, etc), but not doing it as I wanted it. :-)

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LOL .... :D

 

Saves on smoking too ... 8)

 

'though I have so many half smoked cigarettes crushed out with a sudden burst of "I know what I did wrong" 8)

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My personal favorite is having to go and view source, and then counting all the <table><tr><td><table><tr><td>.... and so on to find out why all of my columns explodeded all over the place. All because I forgot a </tr> somewhere or something.

 

Apart from that....the = vs. == bug is one I seem to be quite fond of ;)

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LOL .... :D  

 

Saves on smoking too ... 8)  

 

'though I have so many half smoked cigarettes crushed out with a sudden burst of "I know what I did wrong" 8)

 

Ah, but you should switch to cigars... you put them down, they go out, you come back and relight :-) As long as you "blow through" the cigar before you put it down, it doesn't show any difference in the smoke. :-)

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My personal favorite is having to go and view source, and then counting all the <table><tr><td><table><tr><td>.... and so on to find out why all of my columns explodeded all over the place.  All because I forgot a </tr> somewhere or something.

 

Apart from that....the = vs. == bug is one I seem to be quite fond of ;)

 

Those two are big on my list ... the = vs the == is almost as fun as =='1' when you thought you meant to be testing for =='0' ... :roll:

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LOL .... :D  

 

Saves on smoking too ... 8)  

 

'though I have so many half smoked cigarettes crushed out with a sudden burst of "I know what I did wrong" 8)

 

Ah, but you should switch to cigars... you put them down, they go out, you come back and relight :-) As long as you "blow through" the cigar before you put it down, it doesn't show any difference in the smoke. :-)

 

yeah ... yeah ... *cough* *cough* ... I should try cigars ... *choke* ... umm ... I think I will just burn up the cigarettes ... they are bad enough ... :wink:

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Don'cha hate when updating a shop from one version to the next when you forget about the table structure field sizes changes you made ...

 

Not once ... but twice ... :shock:

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Yeah, especially when you use Easy Populate and think all is well and the database chops things off and you now have 25 categories instead of 1...... and none of the product urls point to anywhere at all.....

 

Change database table size, put BIG note on monitor :)

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I just updated a client ... with said database changes ... and added in a bunch of quickie updates from the Shoppe Enhancement Controller ... so fun to peice out little things ...

 

Snip of code from here ... Snip of code from there ... 8)

 

And wouldn't you know? It made me realize I forgot to update the Review pages for the Shoppe Enhchancement Controller?! :shock:

 

Now I know what they mean by ... The Never Ending Story ... :wink:

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It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on......................

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  • 2 weeks later...

Or when you are working on a change and it just ain't happening ...

 

... only to find you have been uploading the language file and not the code file for the last hour or two ... :shock:

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At least 30 minutes later ... I could laugh about how lame that was ... :roll:

 

The first 29 minutes I just stewed over it and went out for a smoke.

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I find chocolate just as effective, if a little more calorific. I'm off for the biggest bar I can find, having just discovered after the whole weekend of fiddling with the code that I'd added the borders to the wrong place!

:lol:

So my little problem with the gap is now solved, and I can focus on all the other things that are still wrong............

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I find chocolate just as effective, if a little more calorific.
Now that's the true way to develop software, with lots of chocolate and Coke or Dr. Pepper. :)

In olden times the men were made of iron and the ships were made of wood; now it's the other way around. :wink:

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I find that sometimes I accidentally hit the 'FTP Save Button' instead of the 'FTP Open Button' so I end up overwriting the file I select with the file I last worked on. :shock:

 

Luckily, I also back up frequently.

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