Guest Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Everytime i come on here i see people all serious and everything. C'mon loosen up and laugh a little. Here's two set of jokes for ya'll . Enjoy!! An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work." 2ND JOKE A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Hehehehehe!!! :lol: That was really funny... I have a better one . Check this out: Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 WE all need a break sometimes.....This is the wrong forum for it though. Next time how about putting it in the "Chit Chat", ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I find your jokes offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 For cry out loud ..It was suppose to be a JOKE. you know the word J O K E .... Give me a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26.2 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Why american jokes if you are from Romania, don't you have any good jokes from the Soviet occupation? Thanks for thinking of us, but Kim and Melinda are right about it being in the wrong place and in bad taste. "Of the things we think, say or do: Is it the TRUTH? Is it FAIR to all concerned? Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS? Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emiliano Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 hey hey.. calm down everybody... come on, a joke is a joke... patagonia, argentina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 You do not want me to show you what "offensive" really is :P (As an American I find the jokes quite funny. Thank you.) "It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word." -- Andrew Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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