Adults ONLY, please...

[gdfwilliams]

I am in the process of building a magazine storefront. Of the magazines at my disposal are your standard newsstand fare, plus any number of wonderfully raunchy titles with covers that would make some blush (no one in this forum, of course :wink: ).

 

SO - I am thinking that prior to showing any potentially offensive content, perhaps I should route the user through a "I'm-a-Grown-Up-Let's-See-the-Boobs" page before hitting my "Adult" category.

 

Is anyone doing anything like this currently? Any idea how I could implement?

 

Even better -- Since a user might stumble across such content while searching, how could I show separate images (of products within one category) depending upon whether a user has logged in?

 

That way, guests see this:

 

While registered/logged in users see this (or one of her more risque neighbors):

 

Any thoughts or suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

 

Thanks,

 

GDW

[gdfwilliams]

Thinking out loud:

 

I need to clean the code up, but it works (only in category view for now).

 

In product_info.php:

<?php

   if ($product_info_values['products_image'] != '') {

?>



<?php

   if ($current_category_id == '44') {

?>



         <tr>

           <td align="center" class="smallText">

<?php if (tep_session_is_registered('customer_id')) { ?>

<script language="javascript"><!--

document.write('<?php echo '<a href="javascript:popupWindow('' . tep_href_link(FILENAME_POPUP_IMAGE, 'pID=' . $product_info_values['products_id']) . '')">' . tep_image(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $product_info_values['products_image'], addslashes($product_info_values['products_name']), SMALL_IMAGE_WIDTH, SMALL_IMAGE_HEIGHT, 'hspace="5" vspace="5"') . '<br>' . TEXT_CLICK_TO_ENLARGE . '</a>'; ?>');

//--></script>

<noscript>

<?php echo '<a href="' . tep_href_link(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $product_info_values['products_image']) . '">' . tep_image(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $product_info_values['products_image'], $product_info_values['products_name'], SMALL_IMAGE_WIDTH, SMALL_IMAGE_HEIGHT, 'hspace="5" vspace="5"') . '<br>' . TEXT_CLICK_TO_ENLARGE . '</a>'; ?>

</noscript>



<?php } else {

?>



<img src="/images/logged_out.gif">



<?php

   }

?>

</td>

         </tr>

<?php

   } else {

?>



         <tr>

           <td align="center" class="smallText">

<script language="javascript"><!--

document.write('<?php echo '<a href="javascript:popupWindow('' . tep_href_link(FILENAME_POPUP_IMAGE, 'pID=' . $product_info_values['products_id']) . '')">' . tep_image(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $product_info_values['products_image'], addslashes($product_info_values['products_name']), SMALL_IMAGE_WIDTH, SMALL_IMAGE_HEIGHT, 'hspace="5" vspace="5"') . '<br>' . TEXT_CLICK_TO_ENLARGE . '</a>'; ?>');

//--></script>

<noscript>

<?php echo '<a href="' . tep_href_link(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $product_info_values['products_image']) . '">' . tep_image(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $product_info_values['products_image'], $product_info_values['products_name'], SMALL_IMAGE_WIDTH, SMALL_IMAGE_HEIGHT, 'hspace="5" vspace="5"') . '<br>' . TEXT_CLICK_TO_ENLARGE . '</a>'; ?>

</noscript>

           </td>

         </tr>

<?php

   }

}

?>

<?php

   }

?>

[gdfwilliams]

And stick this in includes/modules/product_listing.php

 

<?php

   $row = 0;

   while ($products = tep_db_fetch_array($listing_query)) {

     $row++;

     echo '        <td align="center" width="33%" class="smallText"><a href="' . tep_href_link(FILENAME_PRODUCT_INFO, 'products_id=' . $products['products_id'], 'NONSSL') . '">';

   if ($current_category_id == '44') {

if (tep_session_is_registered('customer_id')) {

echo tep_image(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $products['products_image'], $products['products_name'], SMALL_IMAGE_WIDTH, SMALL_IMAGE_HEIGHT) . '</a><br><a href="' . tep_href_link(FILENAME_PRODUCT_INFO, 'products_id=' . $products['products_id'], 'NONSSL') . '">' . $products['products_name'] . '</a><br>';

} else {

echo '<a href="' . tep_href_link(FILENAME_LOGIN, '', 'SSL') . '" class="headerNavigation"><img src="/images/logged_out.gif" border=0></a><br><a href="' . tep_href_link(FILENAME_PRODUCT_INFO, 'products_id=' . $products['products_id'], 'NONSSL') . '">' . $products['products_name'] . '</a><br>';

}

} else {

echo tep_image(DIR_WS_IMAGES . $products['products_image'], $products['products_name'], SMALL_IMAGE_WIDTH, SMALL_IMAGE_HEIGHT) . '</a><br><a href="' . tep_href_link(FILENAME_PRODUCT_INFO, 'products_id=' . $products['products_id'], 'NONSSL') . '">' . $products['products_name'] . '</a><br>';

}

     if ($products['specials_new_products_price'] > 0) {

       echo '<s>' . $currencies->display_price($products['products_price'], tep_get_tax_rate($products['products_tax_class_id'])) . '</s><br><span class="productSpecialPrice">' . $currencies->display_price($products['specials_new_products_price'], tep_get_tax_rate($products['products_tax_class_id'])) . '</span></td>' . "n";

     } else {

       echo $currencies->display_price($products['products_price'], tep_get_tax_rate($products['products_tax_class_id']));

     }

  echo '<br><form name="buy_now_' . $products['products_id'] . '" method="post" action="' . tep_href_link(basename($PHP_SELF), tep_get_all_get_params(array('action')) . 'action=buy_now', 'NONSSL') . '"><input type="hidden" name="products_id" value="' . $products['products_id'] . '">' . tep_image_submit('button_buy_now.gif', TEXT_BUY . $products['products_name'] . TEXT_NOW) . '</form> ';

  echo '</td>' . "n";

     if ((($row / 3) == floor($row / 3))) {

?>

     </tr>

     <tr>

       <td> </td>

     </tr>

     <tr>

<?php

     }    

   }

?>

[WebGeek]

"I'm-a-Grown-Up-Let's-See-the-Boobs"

 

That's funny! :lol:

[WebGeek]

BTW, what is the address of your site? I think I'd like to see some more of them thar' boobs. :lookround:

[gdfwilliams]

http://www.magshack.com/index.php?cPath=44 to see the above code in action.

 

I still need to include it on the search results pages...

[radders]

Fatal error: Cannot redeclare class tablebox in /home/magshack/public_html/includes/classes/new_boxes.php on line 13

[CC]

David the Boob peeper said:

BTW, what is the address of your site? I think I'd like to see some more of them thar' boobs.

 

LOL!!

 

CC.