Guest Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 How much traffic do you have? If you're getting them now, just think of how many your customers will be getting, then leaving your site. It doesn't matter where you host silly thang! It's the internet! We all live there ;) Well tell Lindsay! SHE'S the one telling me to change hosts every two seconds! haha! Linds, I owe you TWO presents now! And one for Deb, so she won't kick dirt around any more!
Guest Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 Well tell Lindsay! SHE'S the one telling me to change hosts every two seconds! haha! Linds, I owe you TWO presents now! And one for Deb, so she won't kick dirt around any more! No, I meant that since it's the internet, your host can be in China if you want. You want quality hosting, that means one that won't present connections errors. 'Course I lose my pony, but explain it to you! Yeah, we got ponys, but mostly horses. I honestly don't want a pony anyway. In these economic times, they cost too much to feed!
Guest Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 No, I meant that since it's the internet, your host can be in China if you want. You want quality hosting, that means one that won't present connections errors. 'Course I lose my pony, but explain it to you! Yeah, we got ponys, but mostly horses. I honestly don't want a pony anyway. In these economic times, they cost too much to feed! My hosting choice has nothing to do with cheapness. I would pay a bunch more not to have to even know what php is! I have a tumor from this, you know. I can just see you kicking dirt around AGAIN, you big baby! OK, you are getting a pony, and I will send food also so you don't have to worry about the economy... Honest. I live in Canada, and we're fine! hehehehe
germ Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 HAHA!! That's the one! I get that a lot... "That the weirdest... I've seen to date!" hahahahaaa! Uh oh, here come the spammers... If the spammers show up we can always blame it on Lindsay, Nicole. She's the only one I know of that had to have a topic CLOSED because it was such a porn spam magnet. :o *DING DONG* Just a sec... Gotta answer the door... Well I'll be! A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) All the way from Canada!!!!!!!!!! And it even has a saddle! I'll give it a go. ::puts foot in stirrup and lands astride:: UMMFF!!!! :o (In falsetto) And it even has a saddle HORN! :blush: ::whinnie:: ::stomps foot:: ::neigh:: What's that boy? :unsure: PLOP!!! :huh: So.... When will you be sending a shovel? :( If I suggest you edit any file(s) make a backup first - I'm not perfect and neither are you. "Given enough impetus a parallelogramatically shaped projectile can egress a circular orifice." - Me - "Headers already sent" - The definitive help "Cannot redeclare ..." - How to find/fix it SSL Implementation Help Like this post? "Like" it again over there >
Guest Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 YAAAY! You finally got your pony!! But, damn! Dead, eh? That pony wasn't even on SALE! But I should have known when they gave me the free shovel. I guess deep down, I kinda did know. Look in the saddlebag... Sorry 'bout that. Maybe next time you should just get your ears pierced and accept the earrings! :lol: And thank you for the excellent story!
germ Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 You misunderstand.... The pony is fine. He just made some fertilizer. :blush: Looks like he's been saving it since he left your place... :o That's what I need the shovel for. ;) If I suggest you edit any file(s) make a backup first - I'm not perfect and neither are you. "Given enough impetus a parallelogramatically shaped projectile can egress a circular orifice." - Me - "Headers already sent" - The definitive help "Cannot redeclare ..." - How to find/fix it SSL Implementation Help Like this post? "Like" it again over there >
Guest Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 HAAAA!!! Oh. Well that's good news! What a morbid person I am. The pony is definitely better off with you! I'd probably be shipping him off to the glue factory at the first sign of a sniffle. I had a fish that I thought was dead every morning too.
ironguardian88 Posted October 21, 2008 Author Posted October 21, 2008 I might need a new webhost if this one keeps giving me problems accessing the site... Lindsay, what is the STS you mentioned?
lindsayanng Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 go to addons.oscommerce.com and search STS it will give you all the info you need A great place for newbies to start Road Map to oscommerce File Structure DO NOT PM ME FOR HELP. My time is valuable, unless i ask you to PM me, please dont. You will get better help if you post publicly. I am not as good at this as you think anyways! HOWEVER, you can visit my blog (go to my profile to see it) and post a question there, i will find time to get back and answer you Proud Memeber of the CODE BREAKERS CLUB!!
ironguardian88 Posted October 23, 2008 Author Posted October 23, 2008 It's rather complicated... and I've not noticed much of a change.... thats if I have installed it correctly... Actually, I don't think its done anything at all. I'm going to have to keep playing with it I think. I'm looking into an SSL certificate, any recommendations?
lindsayanng Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 contact your host.. if your host offers an SSL, they will buy it for you AND install it for you.. thats what i did.. Cost me 50 a year. the STS doesnt change anything until you create an HTML template and apply it.. did you read the usage instructions? A great place for newbies to start Road Map to oscommerce File Structure DO NOT PM ME FOR HELP. My time is valuable, unless i ask you to PM me, please dont. You will get better help if you post publicly. I am not as good at this as you think anyways! HOWEVER, you can visit my blog (go to my profile to see it) and post a question there, i will find time to get back and answer you Proud Memeber of the CODE BREAKERS CLUB!!
ironguardian88 Posted October 24, 2008 Author Posted October 24, 2008 did you read the usage instructions? Briefly <_< It was long. I'll have some more time to devote to it over the weekend, try and sort it out. Didn't helo that I downloaded and installed the wrong STS contribution first though :blush:
lindsayanng Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 yep.. you need to READ and reasearch befor you start throwing any old code into your store A great place for newbies to start Road Map to oscommerce File Structure DO NOT PM ME FOR HELP. My time is valuable, unless i ask you to PM me, please dont. You will get better help if you post publicly. I am not as good at this as you think anyways! HOWEVER, you can visit my blog (go to my profile to see it) and post a question there, i will find time to get back and answer you Proud Memeber of the CODE BREAKERS CLUB!!
ironguardian88 Posted November 1, 2008 Author Posted November 1, 2008 YaY, finally got the SSL Certificate installed properly :D
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